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Jack bauer is not real!

00:36, 25 Apr 2007

Found via Film School Rejects, apparently 34% of people who watch 24 believe Jack Bauer is real....

...i'm just speechless

But then again they probably think Wayne Palmer is president...since they don't realise the monkey in a suit is the president.

2 of my favorite lines from the comedy section of that article...


  • If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

  • Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

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